My hand feels like it's perpetually asleep. I've tried shaking it around and everything. I think this means that I'm dying. If I died, would you come to my funeral? Ok...but would you cry?
If you died from pins and needles in your hand I would laugh. And then feel an odd, disembodied sense of misplaced bewilderment and sadness. I would eat the tiny desserts at your funeral and probably trip in the aisle in my high heels. Maybe Ill wear flats.
if you tripped in your heels at my funeral, that would be karma kicking you in the ass for laughing at my death. so flats are a much better choice. plus, they're more comfortable.
I would cry for 6.72 hours...and then just have to move on, it's what you would have wanted also I would have to take first dibs on some of your clothes it is what best friends do
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If you died from pins and needles in your hand I would laugh. And then feel an odd, disembodied sense of misplaced bewilderment and sadness. I would eat the tiny desserts at your funeral and probably trip in the aisle in my high heels. Maybe Ill wear flats.
if you tripped in your heels at my funeral, that would be karma kicking you in the ass for laughing at my death. so flats are a much better choice. plus, they're more comfortable.
I would cry for 6.72 hours...and then just have to move on, it's what you would have wanted
also I would have to take first dibs on some of your clothes
it is what best friends do
that seems fair
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